Am I in a movie??

Sometimes I feel like I am living in a movie. Or if I'm not it should BE a movie. LOL. Seriously, how can I make some $$ off of the crazy things that happen to me?

Let's start with tonite. I met up with montana. (CC, cue cowboy jokes) First, he got lost coming into the city, so he was 25 min late meeting me. We went to Brewers Art, I thought it'd be his kind of place, since hes really into music, outdoors etc. And maybe it was... but oh my, Dude showed up wearing black button down short sleeve, camoflauge shorts, black socks and brown sandals. REALLY. Ok, not sure who all knows, but my biggest turnoff is black socks. and when paired with everything else he had on.... WOW. He was nice... but no way this will never happen kind of way. I almost started laughing halfway through thinking about having to talk about the date the next day. Which is a sad sad thing...

That was date 6 out of 10 days BTW, is Hollywood on line 3?? I feel like someone should be writing the script as I type...

OK, so backtracking now. I'd totally been gung ho about Amaretto, he seemed like a really cool guy, cute, funny. Well the date, not what I expected. I didn't laugh. Which is a HUGE priority, I need someone thats going to crack me up, even if I am laughing at them most of the time! Hopefully it was just nerves. Anywho, we grabbed lunch and then went hiking. While doing that it looked like a storm was rolling in, which did and we just missed it. Its funny, b/c I realized I would want someone to grab me and jump in puddles and not care about getting wet, and he was totally freaking out that we might. He has called since, and we are supposed to get together again Weds, so we'll see. I can see him growing on me, as long as the laughter comes into play.

2nd date of Saturday (yes, i had 2 dates in 1 day!! im such a dating hooker) This date was great. I had mentioned him way back when, we shall call him boat guy, as he has aboat. We were going to go out on it but weather was iffy so we met for drinks. Everything just clicked. Conversation flowed, I laughed, he laughed, no awkward moments... Seriously I will be extremely upset if this goes no farther. Totally digging this one. Hopefully I hear from him again, he said we should do it again... good sign right??

Anywho, I think that brings things up to speed. Its been an adventure, adding to my collection of stories if nothing else. :-)